Anonymous Asked:
Mr. Torgue, a boy was an asshole to me. What should I do?

askmrtorgue:

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE SIX-TOUCH HAND EXPLODING HEART TECHNIQUE?!

OR GRENADES?!

Mr. Torgue, what was your inspiration behind the infamous Flakker? Is something that creates such raw carnage even capable of something like inspiration?

askmrtorgue:

MOSTLY BEING AT A WEDDING, SEEING THE GORGEOUS BRIDES WALKING DOWN THE AISLE AND, TO SYMBOLIZE THEIR EVERLASTING LOVE AND JOY TRIUMPHING OVER THE CYNICISM INHERENT IN THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, THEY RELEASED A DOZEN DOVES AND I LOOKED UP AND WAS LIKE “SH*T THE KERBLASTER’D ONLY GET ONE OF THOSE ASSH*LES”

mikikoponczeck:

Tall Friends… ♥ Birthday gift for my best friend. :}

(via thefrogman)

wesschneider:

epicroll:

Wayne Reynolds is at it again with his amazing image of a brain collector from Pathfinder RPG Adventure Path # 88 - The Valley of the Brain Collectors. Must play, looks awesome.
- Mathew out!

I edited this one! It’s pretty twisted. }:)

Hold up. Look in the upper left corner. Does Amiri have a CHAIN SAW SWORD? 

wesschneider:

epicroll:

Wayne Reynolds is at it again with his amazing image of a brain collector from Pathfinder RPG Adventure Path # 88 - The Valley of the Brain Collectors. Must play, looks awesome.

- Mathew out!

I edited this one! It’s pretty twisted. }:)

Hold up. Look in the upper left corner. Does Amiri have a CHAIN SAW SWORD? 

darksomeness:

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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(via the-power-of-atom)

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

(via thefrogman)

borderlands-confessions:

"It blows my mind that some people hate Claptrap. How is that possible?!"
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borderlands-confessions:

"It blows my mind that some people hate Claptrap. How is that possible?!"

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crescendonotes:

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

GPOY

(Source: axolottl, via blue-valkyrie)

rageofthetitan:

passthedennerresin:

is that not what the book’s about?

YES

rageofthetitan:

passthedennerresin:

is that not what the book’s about?

YES

(via nudityandnerdery)